Archive for July, 2009
What it says: “You have demonstrated financial responsibility…”
What it means: You’re breathing!
What it says: “Our membership is difficult to obtain…”
What it means: Death row prisoners are not eligible… in most states!
What it says: “We have shortened the application process…”
What it means: “We need lots of new members fast or we’ll go out of business!”
What it says: “You have no predetermined credit limit…”
What it means: “We’re not worried, we employ the Break Your Legs collection agency.”
What it says: “Exceptional Customer Service…”
What it means: Except when you need it!
What it says: “Trained customer representatives await your call…”
What it means: “This is the part you talk into, and this is where you listen. Any questions?”
What it says: “To apply for membership, fill out this short form…”
What it means: You’ll get the long form later.
What it says: “You may direct us not to share this information with anyone else…”
What it means: “Catch us, if you can!”
What it says: “We look forward to receiving your completed application…”
What it means: “We baited the hook, let’s see if anyone bites!”
What it says: “You’ve been pre-approved…”
What it means: “You’ve been pre-approved to be Rejected!” or “We’ve already prepared your letter of denial.”
I am 20-years-old. My family and I are (legal) immigrants. I am about to start work within the next two weeks. I want to move out and work, live and pay for my college, on my own. (I just withdrew from a Tier 1 university where I was a physics major; I have goals in life; I am not one of those bad immigrants)
Here’s the problem:
I don’t have a credit card/credit history. And the apartment office told me something about requiring the credit application. How can I do this?
1) How fast can I get a credit card after I get work?
The rent is only $389, which I can manage.
2) But how do I get the credit history?
Please assume I can get little help from my parents. I am on my own. Please help me out. I am not completely familiar with the housing business.
Thank you both for your answers and support.









